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war is real

unconcerned, uncompromised and unconvoluted letters from a soldier getting ready to face war for the second time. 

Saturday, March 26, 2005

10:36 AM - two midgets and a needle with beer

'twas fun to discover that the army celebrates st. patty's day and alcholic binges but not jesus. not that i have anything wrong with alchoholic binges; i, in fact, was the recipient of a shiner bock-fueled rampage last night that included three midgets, two states, and a trip to the local tattoo parlor to get some girl's name permanently placed on my ass. only kidding, of course -- i did get drunk and retarded, but i hate midgets and i'm scared of needles.

came back from leave this past week to find a pt test, m4 qualification range, and a whole lot of disorganization waiting for me. scored a 340 on the pt test (out of 300), 36 on the m4 range, and tried to get things rolling again. we're deploying quicker than we thought, which means we'll probably be out of here before thanksgiving instead of shortly after like we originally planned. i'm ready to roll because anything, and i mean anything, beats being in garrison and having to put up with stupid bullshit all the time.

home again with the family for easter weekend. not much planned except 80lbs of crawfish, some beer, and probably some more beer. i finally finished better than sex and also grabbed the new rolling stone with the gigantic feature on the good doktor. people tell me i'm crazy, but that summabitch was absolutely nuts.


Blogger julie anna said...

New reader here. I enjoy your style of writing and look forward to reading about your experiences.  


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